First lunch menu that I created and served to the public. It turned out 100000x better than I ever thought it would!

I found super affordable bridesmaids dresses that everyone loves today, and I found out the venue I had my eye on for the reception doesn’t have anything booked for the date I was hoping for. 

Maybe planning this wedding won’t be a nightmare after all?

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“How come all of our favorite places to hang out as 8th graders are closing and being torn down? Is this a sign?”

“I’m pretty sure they knew we’re going to be together forever and they know you and I are gonna take over the world one day so they’re preparing themselves for it.”

God dammit why did you have to go back :|

I got married this weekend!

We just had a small civil ceremony while he’s home on leave, we’re still shooting for the big reception in August!

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hey I turn 20 in four minutes.

“Stay there, I’ll crop you into the sky or something.”
She thought I was kidding.  

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I was just singing along to “mr. watson” by ke$ha and I sang “wanna get my hands in your crappy pants” and I almost rolled off my bed laughing oh god.

Hmm wow it’s 4:30 in the morning and I have my culinary final at 10:20. Gonna be g r e a t.
Oh yeah and I’m “sleeping” on two chairs that have been pushed together in the living room next to a christmas tree. Fun times.

Accounting is going to be the death of me.

I made this gif of my roommate Becca and we haven’t stopped laughing since.

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I was taking a shower and the lights went out. I assumed the electricity had just gone out, and it popped on a few seconds later. About a minute later, the lights went out again, and I knew it was my roommates fucking with me because the single light switch that controls the toilet, shower, and sink area is located in the hallway. I shut the water off and came running out in only my towel, only to find fucking Slendy backed into a corner in the dark living room. My friend Tyler who decided to scare the living shit out of me decided to bring a shit ton of people with him too, it was well embarrassing. I slapped him across the face and flailed around the living room for about 30 minutes. Honestly it was probably the best prank I’ve ever witnessed, too bad I was the victim, hahaha.